apparently you become powder toy master.

 

I wish there were no mosqitoes(dont know if writte properly)

But they exist.

 

I wish all Barbies would explode.

@Plamoid (View Post)

 Granted. But before they do, they all end up piled in your house, your bedroom, and in your stomach. 

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I wish I knew how to host a good, free bukkit server for Minecraft.

Granted. Your ISP blocks anyone else from joining it.

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I wish I didn't have to sleep.
(Can you imagine all the free time?)

But then you die from exhaustion.

 

I hope I have fun camping with friends.

Granted, but it was all a dream.

 

I wish I was in minecraft.

Granted, but creeper sneaks behind you and explodes.

 

 

 

I wish i was made from diamond.

Granted,but you couldnt move.

 

I wish creepers dont explode.

@yttrium39 (View Post)

 Granted. Instead, they take a giant bite out of the landscape, 2x the size of the explosions, and grow bigger from it, to take even bigger bites, until 1 bite changes so much terrain that the game crashes.

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I wish I could have a great minecraft server with about 50 people on it, and no lag or griefers.