Granted. I made the cakes with so much sugar (My sugar dispenser malfunctioned) that when you ate 2, you got diabetes.

I wish for caviar.

you go broke because of how much it costs you.

i wish a computer that could with an 8 way SLI and 2 i7 4930K processors (if that is ever possible), plus 128 GB of RAM and of course a ridiculously over powered PSU. an added 8 Seagate 4 GB HDD's, 4 1 TB SSD's, and approximately 8 30 inch monitors, some really good sound card. as well as all the cables this build would recquire. one more thing... A mother board that supported an 8 way SLI. it is also indestructable and DMND plated as well as using a $5000 cooling supply to handle the heat it would produce.

It's so big and heavy that when they give it to you they accidently drop it and it squishes you. You die.

I wish for a bowl full of hamburgers, which are not posionous, radioactive, toxic, or deadly in anyway. I can eat as much as I want since I'm immune to being unhealthy/being too full, but will never die of hunger. I am also invincible but has the lifespan of 200 years, so I won't have to endure mass touture. I also cannot be tourtured and you/anyone else cannot speed up or slow down time for me.

The salt in the burgers dehydrates you, but you're so busy eating, you forget to drink anything. You eventually die of dehydration.

I wish I were famous.

Granted. You are now famous for nuking Paris, France.

I wish that the Powder Toy had wormholes in it, which could actually go to other universes.

Granted, the other universe you opened up crashes your computer since it contains infintly large amounts of information. Your graphics card ctaches on fire soon and a can of nitroglycerin near your computer explodes.

I wish i could create stuff in Minecraft with my mind.

you create a dinosaur/creeper that blows up your house.

i wish that i could corrupt wishes IRL.

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