The Powder Toy

IronRhino

Granted. You are now a waffle.

I, too, wish I knew what a MLP was.

AngrySpam

I DONT want to be a fudging waffle, and that is no way to answer a wish you immature son of a bi....sorry lost my temper for a sec...*ehem*I dont want to be a waffle -.-

grated but you think it is so gay, you turn into a damn waffle -.- (how the hell do you like it eh)

I wish i wasnt a freaking waffle -.-

IronRhino

Granted, you are a pancake. Count it.
(My corrupt when I don't understand a wish.)

I wish I had some syrup to go with my AngrySpamcakes.

Dawgie

granted but its old

i wish all people who were turned to food went back to normal never to be food again

ThisMustBeHalo

Granted, they turned into trolls.

I wish for a Barrett 50. cal sniper rifle.

IronRhino

Granted. You get arrested for having it.

I wish I had a simple calculator.

meep2000

@IronRhino and @AngrySpam

My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic. It's a very good show that gets a bad rep with many people because of the old My Little Pony from the 80's. If you wanna know why it's so much better, go watch the first episode of the first season.

I should warn you, if you allow it to, you'll be 20% more addicted in 10 seconds flat.

Granted. It's a 7400 hooked up with a generic green LED, a 5V battery and two buttons. Hey, you wanted simple...

I wish that my generic dust/pollen allergies stopped trying to kill me.

IronRhino

Granted. They stop trying and start succeding.

I wish for a moon pie.

SirMackingtosh10

I assume that you mean a pie shaped like the moon, so granted. The frosting is sour milk, the filling is rotting rat carcasses, and then you fall onto it. With your mouth open.

I wish for a giant Twix bar.

ThisMustBeHalo

It's somewhere in the Sahara...better find it, it's melting...

I wish for a Minecraft banhammer that I can use on vanilla servers.

Wish corrupter.