Granted. But it's in pennies.

I wish I had a penny.

Granted but its actually a ninja named penny and cuts your thumbs off

I wish this had a life based sequel

Granted. The victem is you.

I wish for a post-it note.

Granted, but it falls in water, and falls apart.

You know everything, then you forget it.

granted, you can only access memories in your subconcious. So when it comes to concentration, you forget what it is you were doing.

I wish I could control my dreams.

Granted but you fall into a coma and never wake up.

@blockmancam (View Post)
it was so big the methane exploded and burnt all the trees and u got killed by eco freaks.

I wish for no home work tomorrow :)

Granted. You get three times as much homework the day after.

@meep2000 (View Post)
granted, but the episode sucks so bad, the government shuts the show down, permanently...

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I wish i knew what MLP Was xD (my little pony?)