Granted but you accidentally spawn an explosion and die

I wish i didn't have to sleep

@Dawgie (View Post)
Granted but you eyes get all ugly and your vision gets screwy, ut you cnt sleep to help it...

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I wish i could think of a wish

You think of Hell. Granted, you are sent there for entirnity.

I wish for mini cow for miniburgers.

Granted, but the first a day after you have met him, he gets hit by a meteorite.

granted but my army of Adolph Hitler Nazis kill's them You, your family, and your friends.

I wish people knew grammar.

@IronRhino (View Post)
People no longer remember any sintax

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I wish i could create a paradox

Granted. You are a waffle.

I wish I had a door.

Granted. It is always locked.

I wish for $100 dollars in real money.