Your granted is granted.

I wish for awesome.

You wish is granted but then awesome becomes overrated

I wish for games you can go inside of

Granted. You get trapped in Minecraft. Watch out for Creepers!

I wish for a dictionary.

Granted but its one of those giant ones and it falls on your head and you forget how to read
 I wish for king midas's touch

Grannted we all forget about it.

Granted. I reprogram it to reset for 10 seconds. MWAHAHA!

I wish I had a pocketknife.

Granted but its stuck in stone
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I wish that i had better cell reception

@Dawgie (View Post)
Granted but calling/texting only works with people who have the same type of cell as you. And every cell phone like yours, is obliterated and removed from man's mind.
And just so yo know, you make the big line by typing < hr > with no spaces

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I wish I had IronRhino's pocketknife, and it was in my hand (I'm not holding blade D:)

Granted but then you find the blade is dull and all knife sharpeners are now non-existent


I wish that clouds were neon green

granted you go color blind and can not enjoy it.