The Powder Toy

IronRhino

The thing is a Russian made nuke, armed and counting down from 10 seconds.

I wish for an anvil.

ThisMustBeHalo

It falls from the sky and hits you on the head.

I wish for a cupcake.

EDIT: WTF?

meep2000

Granted evil MLP fanfic style. There was a forum thread about it, remember? Goodbye.

I wish that the new episode came out NOW.

tommig

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But they all die and it was terrible...

I wish MLP did not exist!!!! (ANTI-BRONY!)

Lynxrufus

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IronRhino

Granted. But since this is not cake, it is truth, killing all those you love but sparing you.

I wish for a vial of poison.

tommig

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You get your vial, and in excitement, you throw it into the air and shout yes, ready to catch it. However, the bung wasn't in properly, and the poison leaks out, dripping into your open mouth.

I wish French was easy.

AngrySpam

@tommig (View Post)
so do i :P
Granted, but every other language became lost from every human mind

I wish for a trampoline covered in lemon juice :P
EDIT: sorry can't remove that link xD it wont let me

IronRhino

Granted! As you start to jump, lemon juice flies everywhere, including your mouth. You turn into a waffle.

I wish I could go to MSOE

meep2000

Granted. You get thrown out after someone who looks remotely like you sets two buildings on fire. At the same time.

I wish ANYONE (including myself lol fail) knew what I meant about a bajillion posts ago on this thread when

"I wish for a granted."

Wish corrupter.