You shouldn't have...now its relatives jump into your boat and try to eat you.

I wish for better sleep at night.

Granted now you over-sleep. Because of this you are late for work, Your boss being a raging freak on crack, fires you. You dont think you did anything, so you go to court and sue him for your job back. But you lose and then look like a douche for suing you old boss. He hired again just because you were scaring him with this official law crap. One thing bad though, all the workers around ou thought you had schizophrenia, due to you suing the boss, so they made fun of you until you were so angered, you stabbed them all and framed the Pres. He found out, put you in jail, you were know as the psychopath with killing problems, and were beat up by prisoners until you died at the age of 73...thats a lil twisted.....

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I wish this wish wasn't so corruptable.

Okay, it was slightly corrupted, but since you didn't really wish for anything before it was corrupted, you now get a kitten with diabetes.

The Chinese copy-right the word into near non-existence, turning the word blehwblohob into the new "wish".

I blehwblohob for a hat made of cat. (I know I'm a sick bastard, get over it.)

You are suddenly allergic to cat fur, so you can't wear the hat (at least not without bloating).

granted, but due to corruption in the process, it becomes "shiw"

I shiw for milk

Not granted.

I zhorev for a shiw for a blehwblohob for wish to be back.

Granted. But I then tell you that you just lost the game and everyone else who reads this.

I wish for pancake.