Granted. The game crashes. Forever. Your CPU catches on fire too.

I wish for tpt V90.0

you get it but you realise that it is exactly the same as V89

i wish that my name was Riley...

Granted. However, you die of boredom during the process due to all of the paperwork you have to file to change your name.

I wish that Geiger counters were not so expensive.

Granted. All of them are cheap and break at the slightest touch.

I wish I had the abilty to create things in tpt quickly without getting hurt/dying or breaking anything or being tourtured, etc...

Granted, but you became a ghost.

I wish for a syringe of fine air without any additives.

granted, bet you inject it into yourself, causing air embolism, killing you.

Michael238:

Granted. At that moment, a nuclear bomb detonates directly overhead, vaporizing you and the city you live in almost instantly. However, near the center of the smoldering wasteland sits your $300,000,000 computer.

 

I wish for a amall chunk of technetium sealed inside a thick leaded glass ampoule.

I am invincible, like the computer.

Granted. One googol years later, you and your computer are the only intact objects remaining in the universe, as everything else has broken down into subatomic particles. Even though your computer still works, since the internet is long gone, and you have beaten all of your computer games trillions of times over, you want to kill yourself due to the sheer boredom, but you can't since you are invincible...

I wish I was a stable subatomic particle.

It's a stable neutron and I shoot it through you slowly, killing you due to the raditation.

I wish I could capitlize my name... it's stuck as "bowserinator"

Granted. Then POOF! Everyone runs, because you said that you wished for "ducks". I, who revived, made them find out that there's an earthquake, making them "duck", and you didn't care. Then a floor of rubble came crashing down onto you, crushing you to death.

I wish for a crate of N, containing a cloning machine that never [INSERT DAMAGING ACTION HERE] . I was among the living right now, I revived.