@edza101
You did have a bedtime story but you turned into 8 XD

I wish n00bs weren't such n00bs.

@baldboy_666 (View Post)
noobs become super smart people and made the rest of use look like trash. Then they made the first AI chess game in powder toy.

I wish I was one of those noobs. lol

@Anmol444
The noobs were shot by anti-smart lasers including YOU.

I wish I had my saves on the front page.

But then they get ripped down by an angry antb

I wish i had a portal gun

@baldboy_666 (View Post)
All of them got on the front page but a hacker deleted them all.

I wish i was not one of the noobs shot.

@edza101
You got a FAULTY portal gun

@Anmol444
You weren't shot but I shot you with a non-existing lazer O_o

I wish Barney didn't exist.

@baldboy_666 (View Post)
Barney does not exist in the real world but haunts you in your dreams.

I wish I was not shot by a non existing laser.

Accidentally you got an existent one for your wish

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

No, no, nononono
Chuck Norris Wishes he was you!

I wish we were having steak for dinner