The floating piano losses its floating ability right over the zombies. Opps.

I wish for immunity to all sicknesses.

@IronRhino (View Post)
But cancer is not an illness, so you get cancer.
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I wish more people would pay attention to my mod

Granted. You now spend to much time online and starve to deat.

I wish I knew what rule 13 was.

granted, turns out he spelled "I wish gamax92 would corrupt this wish" wrong.

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I wish I had GTA V

@therocketeer (View Post)

It causes a software crash and everything get corrupted

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I wish I was good at Half life 2

@tommig (View Post)
granted, you become rank 1 out of the world. But Chuck Norris doesn't like being second in rank, so he lobs his house at you.

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I wish to interview Chuck Norris.

You forgot his fist under his (in) chin, and it roundhouse kicks you.

I wish for more pretzels.

Granted. To much salt and your heart stops.

I wish for a telegraph.