They are but they use steroids, and get canceled over it :(

I wish for a girlfriend who doesn't dump me to screw another guy (true story too)

GPS locator. Lame...

Granted. But at half decent, they still suck.

I wish for a mike.

Sorry Colt.
Granted. She screws another girl. :O

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Can I take pictures?!

Itz not the mike you wanted, instead a new co-worker named mike who is an ex- soviet sniper. Goodluck with that haha

I wish for a camera

Sounds fun. Training!

Granted. But when you slip your camera into the room to take pictures of your ex, you find out the other person is extremely fat. You gouge your eyes out.

I wish for a cat that doesn't do stupid things.

You get my cat who isn't stupid but extremely lazy. Right now he is sleeping on my math homework haha

I wish for a spare set of eyes lol

LOL. You have a cat?

Granted. But they aren't the right perscription.

I wish for a magic potion.

Yeah I have a cat, a very lucky black one with a tendency to lick me until I wake up in the morning.

You play Skyrim and you receive a potion- Congrats? Lol

I wish for a pencil that never broke (the lead part).

LOL Mine is black too. Just killed a bird today...

Granted. But the eraser wears down and the eraser tops never stay.

I wish for a pen.

Made in china bro, you get lead poisoning from a pen--- sucks 4 U :p

Me wishes for a pet dragon....fly. (dragonfly)

My cat gets it. Instinctual hunter wins!

I wish for a folder.