Granted, but McDonalds buys you out.

I wish for Driver's Ed to suck ass less.

Rambo FTW. The classroom crap is boring. Easy and boring. The guys next to me game on thier iPhones. I haven't taken behind the wheel yet. I get my temps in March.

You aren't afraid of driving a car, but you are afraid of driving a truck. That is the only thing you can drive.

I wish my parents would pay for the gas, car, insurence, any accidents or tickets, and money for meals without losing money themselves.

Granted... but they get addicted to cheese and buy a farm instead.

I wish for a gun that shoots guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns... etc.

the universe gets ripped into shreads because of the Paradox.

I wish for many microwaves

Tacnayn comes after you! Oh crap!

I wish for a room key.

You accidentally leave it inside..oh wellz lol
I wishes for a new haircut—0ne that doesn't.get.me.decapitated or my ears cut.off lol

The haircutter cuts off your lips. Ha!

I wish for a piece of blunt paper.

You get a paper cut anyway.

I wish to know the origin of Nyan Cat.