Your electricity bill grows exponentially high.

I wish people weren't so stupid about addictions and DUI's

Granted, however they get much smarter than you about addictions and DUI's and then you are the stupid one.

I wish I could divide by 0.

You can. You find that as the x value for the function 1/x approaches 0, the y value tends to infinity. So you concluse that anything divided by zero is infinity and are dissapointed at how mundane the result is.

I wish I could analyse poetry successfully.

granted, you realise poetry is more simple than you thought and you feel stupid.

i wish for a computer that was using an Intel i7 six core processor, a motherboard with 8 RAM Slots (any make), 8 sticks of 8 Gb of RAM, 2 Titan graphics cards in an sli, 4 seagate 2 terabyte hardrives, a 500 gb SSD, a 1150 watt psu, and a CD Burner as well as Blu ray reader. finally, a heap of monitors and a nice chair. (plus a few extra fans and a good case)

You're in rural China and have no electricity source! Oh noes!

I wish for a graduated cylinder, radius of 2.5 cm, height of 7.5 cm, made of glass.

Granted however it gets smashed while being delivered to you.

I wish that I had a lightbulb. I'm in the dark here.

You get a lightbulb. It is the wrong type for all of your fittings.

I wish I had a Visual Studio-like program for mac.

you get it but realise you have Windows.

i wish for the knowledge to understand infinte.

Granted. However, they messed up the order, so you get a cup of Earl Grey Tea at 90°K. It is so cold that your hands freeze when you touch the mug.

I wish that muons are stable.