The Powder Toy

Wish corrupter.

  • Darktooth41     9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @Darkyhard
    You get your bunker, but forget to stock it and you starve to death


    I wish I could emit beta particles
  • IronRhino     9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    You can, but the military finds you and runs experiments in your brain.

    I wish I had a rubber band ball.
  • Dr--Richtofen     9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    It gets too big and runs ye over. Ouch...

    I wish for a pair of binoculars that actually magnify stuff...
  • IronRhino     9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Granted, but you try to follow an object with them. it passes in front of the sun, blinding you.

    I wish I could devide by zero.
  • JagerMeister     9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    You can, but a hole appears in space-time fabric. You get sucked in and sent to a stranger's house at the South Pole.

    I wish for an improved sausage pie, with lots of ketchup and mayo.

  • IronRhino     9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    You get it, but it is covered in bat guano.

    I wish for a spent battery.
  • JagerMeister     9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    It's actually charged.

    I wish for normal people.
  • IronRhino     9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    They are, but then the world is a better place. We can't have that, now can we? Earth destroyed!

    I wish for an iPod Touch.
  • henry700     9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    You get one but the touchscreen is broken and you bought no warranty to get it cheaper.

    I wish for a zero-gravity chamber
  • Lynxrufus     9th May 2011 Banned 0 Permalink
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