Granted, but someone screws up and gives you an entire kilogram of pure Polonium-210. The polonium spontaneously heats up to a rediculously high temperature because of it's vigorous emission of alpha radiation. It melts through the glass, setting fire to your house and melting its way down through the ground until it hits the water table. It then causes the underground water to flash into steam over a large area, creating geysers of radioactive and poisonous water and steam centered around the burnt-out husk of your home. The area becomes highly toxic and radioactive, and the poisonous clouds of steam disperse into the atmosphere, killing millions. The contaminated underground water also contributes to the deaths of millions. Good work, Michael238.

 

I wish I had a steam locomotive on monster tires.

Granted, but you have nothing to power it.

 

I wish never to sin.

Granted. You lose the ability to sin, due to everyone else vanishing leaving you the only human on Earth.

 

I wish that the Sun could never run out of fuel.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 That is not possible, I still could commit adultery with an animal. (Not that I would)

But anyways, I'll take it.

 

The sun doesn't run out of fuel. Instead, It gains a HUGE amount of fuel causing it to expand and engulf the world. Thank you for making matters worse.

 

I wish politicians would make up their minds about all the debates.

They do, via a battle royale to the death in which only one survives and becomes a dictator.

 

I wish that I knew C++.

@billion57 (View Post)

 You spend months and months learning the languange, and C+++ comes out and C++ is now obsolete.

 

I wish for a 12k 9203Hz 25" monitor

Granted, however while bringing it home from the shop it breaks.

 

I wish I had a girlfriend

granted and you get married as well, then you divorce and she takes everything you have. seeing no way out you shoot yourself in a dark alley.

 

i wish that infinte existed in any form (this is EXTREMELY easy)

It is infinity in the form of eternal suffering and pain.
I wish for eternal bliss.

It becomes so great that your friends get jealous and kill you.

 

I wish for a quantum computer.