The Powder Toy

ThisMustBeHalo

Their complexity caused your brain to explode.

I wish for Half-Life 3.

EDIT: Wow, never saw that coming...

code1949

@ThisMustBeHalo (View Post)
You now have a half-life of three years, after that time has expired you will become half-dead and turn into a zombie.

I wish that all forum users used #powder IRC.

Darktooth41

All forums now use #powder IRC, but only for the next 5 seconds

I wish I had more RAM for my computer

code1949

@Darktooth41 (View Post)
Your computer is full of angry rams that stampede and trample you to death

I wish that I can think of a good wish.

Darktooth41

You think of a good wish, but you lose your train of thought moments later and forget the wish

I wish that I could control the Strong Nuclear Force and the Weak Nuclear Force

Darkyhard

You accidentally launched rockets from Strong Nuclear Force at yourself.
I wish that i had a zombie as a pet.

Darktooth41

You get a pet zombie and then realize it's not tamed, the zombie ends up eating you and causes a Zombie Apocolypse

I wish I could do anything I wanted to do

Darkyhard

You wanted to fly to the moon, but you flew there without a spaceship.
I wish i could swim in lava.

Darktooth41

You start to swim in lava and fall asleep while drifting, the lava hardens into rock and you are trapped forever

I wish I could alter gravity

Darkyhard

You accidentally altered the gravity when you were on open space, and then you fell to the sky.

I wish that i couldn't post this wish.

Wish corrupter.