The centillion gallons of tea are right there in the Abell 1835 IR1916 galaxy, 13230 million lightyears away. Sorry, no home service.
Yes I know 1 centillion is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than there are atoms in the universe but who gives a shit. There is a black hole at the center of the galaxy, problem solved.
I wish getting a jet pistol to the face. Yes I am dead serious. COME AT ME BRO!
cake:
The pistol grazes the side of your face! You fall down a generic hill, off a generic cliff and into a generic sea! You drown... generically! Your generic dead body floats to a generic beach where generic crabs live generic lives and generic detectives do some generic detective-ing. You have died. Generically.
I wish... for rocket boots! (Super easily corrupted, the fun is in the responses yeaah? :D)
I was talking about this jet pistol, not the weapon 'pistol': http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_186975&feature=iv&src_vid=5QTK-Fto3Lc&v=I21KvserT_c