Wish corrupter.

  • gajbooks
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @Merbo Too bad the zombies don't have teeth or a digestive system. (So you don't die when it eats you)




    I wish that this statement was true.
  • ThisMustBeHalo
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Granted. It is, but that was a lie. (Confused much?)

    I wish for Portal 3.
  • robertfraser
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Portal 3 gets made, but can only be run on a system that costs 

    1 centillion dollars.


    or 1
    with 303 zeros on the end.
  • code1949
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @robertfraser (View Post)
    I wish that you made a wish.
  • cake
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    He makes a wish. It's so bad that the universe cries and implodes on itself.


    I wish for 1 "centillion" gallons of tea THAT WON'T FALL ONTO ME OR BURN ME OR DROWN or harm me or anyone in any way and won't do anything bad and it will be good tea.
  • sjasogun1
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink

    The centillion gallons of tea are right there in the Abell 1835 IR1916 galaxy, 13230 million lightyears away. Sorry, no home service.

    Yes I know 1 centillion is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than there are atoms in the universe but who gives a shit. There is a black hole at the center of the galaxy, problem solved.

    I wish getting a jet pistol to the face. Yes I am dead serious. COME AT ME BRO!

  • cake
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    The pistol grazes the side of your face! You fall down a generic hill, off a generic cliff and into a generic sea! You drown... generically! Your generic dead body floats to a generic beach where generic crabs live generic lives and generic detectives do some generic detective-ing. You have died. Generically.


    I wish... for rocket boots! (Super easily corrupted, the fun is in the responses yeaah? :D)
  • sjasogun1
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink

    cake:

    The pistol grazes the side of your face! You fall down a generic hill, off a generic cliff and into a generic sea! You drown... generically! Your generic dead body floats to a generic beach where generic crabs live generic lives and generic detectives do some generic detective-ing. You have died. Generically.


    I wish... for rocket boots! (Super easily corrupted, the fun is in the responses yeaah? :D)

    I was talking about this jet pistol, not the weapon 'pistol': http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_186975&feature=iv&src_vid=5QTK-Fto3Lc&v=I21KvserT_c

  • cake
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @sjasogun1 (View Post)

    Does it really matter?
  • sjasogun1
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
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