The process becomes jammed and unstable after few uses.

I wish I wish I had clean, unposioned, fresh, air.

It's so clean and fresh that it gets in your eyes and causes a huge burning sensation.

I wish I could run a 5K in less than 15 mins.

*HUH? That Doesn't make sense*

The friction burns your body to ashes.

I wish I could make any custom element in tpt

You can, but you don't.

i li wish I was never scared.

You do not realise that anything is dangerous. You are mauled by a bear.

I wish for a pillow.

You get it, but I sleep on it.

I wish for a bucket of water to splash someone with.

Granted. You get a bucket of tritiated water, which quickly boils from the heat generated by its own radioactivity. Eventually, you die from a combination of second-degree burns over most of your body, and beta-particle induced burns inside your lungs from inhaling the radioactive steam.

I wish for a non-radioactive, non-toxic, non-explosive glass of water. (Explosive referring to steam explosions.)

Granted. It appears in front of your eyes, falls and smashes on the ground in front of you.

I wish that I get a 7 for all of my exams. (IB 7=A+)

You do, but you don't get credit for IB.

I wish I would heal immediately from any wound.