@Lockheedmartin (View Post)
Granted; it expires now.

I wish I saw the above post coming.

You did, but then you couldn't think of what to say to it.

I wish my computer could run Skyrim...

@coryman (View Post)
Granted! Skyrim expereiances a technical glitch and every copy blows up

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I wish for a balloon

You find out your adopted.

Granted, it's on fire.

I wish for some Turtle Beach headphones that won't explode, be hacked, attacked by an angry cctv or antb, be dropped, get a virus, catch fire, kill me, or cost me too much money. Beat that.

EDIT: below post won't work, i said OR COST ME TOO MUCH MONEY. Oh well.

Granted! You got the latest and greatest set of Turtle beach Headphones! Too bad you will never use them properly because in order to get them, you had to rob a Gamestop because you didn't want to pay the ridiculous price for them and got caught two hours later. You are now in prison for stealing and breaking an entry.

Granted but your un-stupidity was meant for you so you corupt.

I wish when I try out for the comonweath games in six years I get in.

You die in an "accidental" sport-related accident while training.

I wish to invent a new TPT that won't be stolen, rejected by Simon, kill me, be attacked my an angry moderator/cctv/anb, blow up me/my computer/ itself, get a virus, have bad FPS, get me banned, or come to life. I wanna see THIS one XD.

Granted! you cant log in.... or copy paste, or stamp, or veiw other saves...