I wish that you made a non-paradoxical wish.

@asdf72 (View Post)
He now proceeds to make an "asdf72 get's eaten by sharks" wish

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I wish for the word wish to be removed from this wish.

Granted, you wish
"I for the word to be removed from this"
The way that comes out would seem that you are wishing for a perma-ban
So you get banned! :-)
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I wish for claymore cookies (see the lazy song parody by tryhardninja)

Granted but the post man didnt come...


I wish for Pepsi thats not frozen, not hot, not big, not small, just right in temp, non toxic non-druged. Right size.No chemicals in the metals or pepsi. No dead animals in it. No magic curses no explodng. Not enough CO2 to kill me and just enough to make it bubbly. And not a super awesome pepsi to make me die or explode. And a steady hand to not spill it and a god mouth no to spit it ect

@Wazabi-Bros (View Post)
Granted, you don't like pepsi. :P

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I wish that you saw that coming.

Grrrrrr

@asdf72 (View Post)
Granted he sees it and then decides its humiliating and jumps off a 20 story building

I wish he liked pepsi

@CrimsonCloud (View Post)
Granted, but I steal it.

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I wish that I had a pepsi that was owned by Wazabi-Bros,

GRANTED i own pepsi


Now i wish people keep talking about me

@Wazabi-Bros (View Post)
Granted; people talk about you saying "OMG wazabi <3 JB" and you retreat in shame. <hr> I wish that I retreated in shame.