Funny forum/IRC quotes thread
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< AngrySpam98> Welcome
< Catelite> moo
< Reaper-> Fuck off :P
< Reaper-> oops
< AngrySpam98> xD
< Catelite> lol
< Reaper-> not Catelite
< Reaper-> haha
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< AngrySpam98> ...
< Reaper-> ban?
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Title: BOX CIRCLEJERK
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[11:51:10] <jacob1> Ximon: It looks like zoom is impossible in the deco editor now. Will this be fixed?
[11:51:29] <ThunderSt> maybe not >:D
[11:51:42] <ThunderSt> jk
[11:52:06] <jacob1> It's an accidental way to make making art harder
[11:52:14] <Ximon> lol
[11:52:31] <savask> Ximon's canny plans :-P
[11:52:58] <cracker64> now just 'acciddently' remove the 'b' keybind
[11:53:07] <Catelite> moo
[11:53:13] <Catelite> i actually liked the zoom window
[11:53:23] <Catelite> it makes it really hard to color small things in an already tiny window
[11:53:31] <Catelite> like buttons for turning things on and off
[11:53:41] <savask> And then accidentally enable my realistic option :>
[11:53:44] <Catelite> lol
[11:53:51] <Catelite> I think that was an oops though, but didn't look so dunno
[11:53:58] <Catelite> also homework brb
[11:54:08] <Ximon> New Key combination: Ctrl+Alt+Shift+Win+RAlt+Context+Enter+I+W+O+N+T+P+U+B+L+S+H
[11:54:15] <ThunderSt> XD
[11:54:17] <Catelite> lol
[11:54:36] * savask imagines kids pressing that anyway
[11:54:49] <ThunderSt> They need people's help
[11:54:49] <Ximon> it requires more than one person
[11:54:57] <Ximon> Or you could use your feet
[11:55:03] <savask> And nose.
[11:55:05] <cracker64> sticky keys would help with some
[11:55:12] <ThunderSt> or
[11:55:15] <ThunderSt> you could just be smart
[11:55:17] <ThunderSt> and make a thing
[11:55:21] <ThunderSt> to press multiple keys
[11:55:24] <ThunderSt> at the same time
[11:55:24] <ThunderSt> :D
[11:55:30] <boxmein> Ximon: Or you could use your other hands to play the Death Waltz
[11:55:35] <savask> People that smart won't make art :-P
[11:55:47] <ThunderSt> BRRILLIANT!
[11:55:53] <Ximon> After that key combo
[11:55:59] <Ximon> A confirmation box appears
[11:56:01] <savask> Ximon's original idea was to make them solve a small sudoku puzzle.
[11:56:10] <Ximon> nWhere the password is "I am literally hitler" -
[14:14] <Citopow> theres a jedi religion in Australia[14:14] <nmd> :O[14:14] <Citopow> it has like 250k followers or something[14:14] <nmd> The force... it connects us[14:14] <nmd> I see where you are citopow[14:15] <Citopow> where in what sense[14:15] <nmd> see that cat?[14:15] <nmd> to your left?[14:15] <Citopow> in front of a computer that has capabilities to connect to the internet?[14:15] <Citopow> what cat?[14:15] <Citopow> there are turtles to my left...[14:15] <Citopow> past a wall[14:15] <nmd> sorry, I ment turtle[14:15] <Citopow> I dont see them[14:15] <Citopow> they are behind at least 3 walls[14:15] <nmd> because turtle and cat are kinda the same[14:15] <nmd> but I do[14:15] <nmd> using the force[14:16] <Citopow> but not me so how would I see them -_-
[14:16] <nmd> you must use the force[14:16] <nmd> it is the only way[14:16] <Citopow> I just stretched my eyeballs[14:16] == nmd has changed nick to jedi-nmd[14:16] <Citopow> didnt work[14:16] <jedi-nmd> try harder -
Jedis:
[15:13] <nmd> started watching star wars
[15:13] <nmd> the social network
[15:14] <Citopow> theres a jedi religion in Australia
[15:14] <nmd> :O
[15:14] <Citopow> it has like 250k followers or something
[15:14] <nmd> The force... it connects us
[15:14] <nmd> I see where you are citopow
[15:15] <Citopow> where in what sense
[15:15] <nmd> see that cat?
[15:15] <nmd> to your left?
[15:15] <Citopow> in front of a computer that has capabilities to connect to the internet?
[15:15] <Citopow> what cat?
[15:15] <Citopow> there are turtles to my left...
[15:15] <Citopow> past a wall
[15:15] <nmd> sorry, I ment turtle
[15:15] <Citopow> I dont see them
[15:15] <nmd> because turtle and cat are kinda the same
[15:15] <Citopow> they are behind at least 3 walls
[15:15] <nmd> but I do
[15:15] <nmd> using the force
[15:15] <Citopow> but not me so how would I see them -_-
[15:16] <nmd> you must use the force
[15:16] <nmd> it is the only way
[15:16] == nmd has changed nick to jedi-nmd
[15:16] <Citopow> didnt work
[15:16] <Citopow> I just stretched my eyeballs
[15:17] <jedi-nmd> too impatient are you
[15:17] <ThunderSt> *throws a giant pixel art at nmd*
[15:17] <ThunderSt> saw that comming?
[15:17] <Citopow> I am stretching my eyeballs hard as I can
[15:17] * jedi-nmd pixel art lifts up
[15:17] * jedi-nmd to the side, puts
[15:18] <jedi-nmd> Citopow: Use eyes not, use force
[15:18] * Citopow stretches eyeballs but sees no turtle -_-
[15:18] * Citopow forces
[15:18] * Citopow pees
[15:18] == ThunderSt has changed nick to Pixripter-Thunde
[15:18] <Pixripter-Thunde> Pixel Scripter
[15:18] <Citopow> thanks as lot "jedi"
[15:18] <Pixripter-Thunde> aka Pixripter
[15:18] * jedi-nmd Loud, out laughs
[15:18] <Pixripter-Thunde> goo web!
[15:19] <jedi-nmd> too impatient are you
[15:19] <jedi-nmd> do not go with friends
[15:19] <Citopow> well you just made me wet myself
[15:19] <jedi-nmd> nor bathroom to clean pants
[15:19] <jedi-nmd> say here, train-----------------------------------------------------------
And Patents:
[15:23] * gajbooks patents the word 'and'.
[15:23] <nmd> fly Citopow, fly!
[15:23] * ThunderSt pulls the secret rope which came with the web...and...a little bit of goo comes with it
[15:23] <ThunderSt> bad idea using a goo web D:
[15:24] <gajbooks> ThunderSt: You owe me $5.
[15:24] <ThunderSt> wai ._. ?
[15:24] <gajbooks> ThunderSt: I own the word and.
[15:24] <nmd> its the internet. Don't expect it back
[15:24] <ThunderSt> orly .__. ?
[15:24] * nmd patents the word moo
[15:24] <nmd> muhahaha
[15:24] <gajbooks> mooo.
[15:25] <ThunderSt> Nou Wai o_o ?
[15:25] * Citopow|Away patents Google Ketchup
[15:25] <nmd> gajbooks: darn
[15:25] * ThunderSt patents Google Sketchup
[15:25] <ThunderSt> haha
[15:25] <ThunderSt> you took the ketchup
[15:25] <ThunderSt> but I took the Super ketchup
[15:26] * nmd patents moo and all relating words to moo including (but not limited to) mo, mooo, mooooo, mooooooooooo, moooooooooooooooo, and Catelite
[15:26] * ThunderSt patents the script in which everyone patents the words and destroys it
[15:27] <ThunderSt> no more owned-by-people words!
[15:27] <ThunderSt> >:D
[15:27] <Citopow|Away> CATELITE
[15:27] <Citopow|Away> Someone tried to take moo!
[15:27] * nmd patents the coding software that made the script
[15:27] <Citopow|Away> and your name
[15:27] <ThunderSt> moo :D
[15:27] <nmd> Citopow|Away: you owe me money
[15:27] <Citopow|Away> moo
[15:27] <nmd> ThunderSt: you too
[15:27] <Citopow|Away> oom! oom!
[15:27] <ThunderSt> Nope
[15:28] <ThunderSt> I destroyed the patents script
[15:28] <ThunderSt> MUHAHAHAHA
[15:28] <nmd> CURSE YOU CITOPOW!
[15:28] <ThunderSt> its not his fault
[15:28] <ThunderSt> I burned the patents script myself
[15:28] <nmd> hmm, is this a Reasonable thing to go into the irc comments thread...
[15:29] <ThunderSt> cuz I patented it :D
[15:29] == Citopow|Away has changed nick to Citopow
[15:29] <nmd> there are copies...
[15:29] <Citopow> I think its time to quit google sketchup
[15:29] <nmd> its already viral
[15:29] <nmd> *ketchup
[15:29] <Citopow> it deletes my buildings while I am working on it
[15:29] <Citopow> you owe me money
[15:29] <ThunderSt> I alearedy left the google ketchup
[15:29] <nmd> you too
[15:29] <Citopow> or should I say
[15:29] <Citopow> MOOney
[15:29] <ThunderSt> it tastes as bad as poison
[15:30] <nmd> now you owe more
[15:30] <nmd> or should I say
[15:30] <Citopow> MOOre
[15:30] <ThunderSt> no one owes
[15:30] <nmd> ketchupoar
[15:30] <Citopow> cateliteoor
[15:30] <nmd> Suddenly the financial system fails
[15:31] <nmd> everyone gets bailouts
[15:31] <nmd> and we're all happy
[15:31] <Citopow> moo
[15:31] <nmd> >:C -
I have ObiwanKenobi registered to my nick. >:D
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