Why cant you read that massive post of mine above yours?? Ok Ill mark it for you!
I hope you can read that now -_-.
And answer my wish!
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I wish for
war == peace, but
if(war == peace)
{boolean TPT = false}.

Are you kidding me? Why cant you just read the big post of mine on page 313? There is a part wich sais: This is for gamax. OK? But I´ll post it again because you´re not able to read.
This is for gamax:
This is impossible because you forgot to insert a hardrive!
if(PC==broken)
{Cake != lie}.
And that just killed all the cake is a lie corruptions!
LIKE A BOSS!
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I wish for
war == peace, but
if(war == peace)
{boolean TPT = false}.

Oh sh*t yeah didnt read that :P
You burn some CDs but because you´re using a super strong laser, your house burns down :O.
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I wish I´d meet Rob Halford, leadsinger of Judas Priest.

Actualy I don´t know what that means :P . I´ll just try.

So you bring Billy Mays back to life but he eats your brain and then the whole world is infected zombies that try to sell you stuff.Like:
"Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer! You see, these blood and brain sprinkles on your wall are hard to clean right? But don´t worry, I have the right product for you! KABOOM! This will deal with all your problems! Only 19,99 brains. But wait, we´ll double the offer! So you get 2 bottles of kaboom for only 19,99 brains!"
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I wish there wouldn´t so many wishes that start with "I wish".

Well thanks for totally not answering my wishes at all.

You cant fit a Snes cartridge in a cellphone. And you don´t want to do anything illegaly or would you ?(downloading etc)
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I wish my dad wouldnt be watching Paranormal acttivity 2-extendet cut. (because I hate horror movies \:)

Your dad decides to watch a marathon of my little pony
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I wish that the laws of physics turn out to be recommendations