you abuse your god powers and are ridiculed.

i wish that i had a computer that was more capable than my current one.

Granted. It is a fossilised T-rex buried beneath your house.

I wish that everyone on this forum used correct grammar and spelling...

Irony kills you.

I wish there were 99 barrels of TNT on the wall..

Granted. Somebody shoots on the wall and all of it blows up and destroys all life in the galaxy.

I wish I could became popular.

Offtopic:

Hey. People always have ambitions and dreams.

You do, for killing someone. You are arrested by the end of the day.

I wish I had a hot tub(hehe)

Granted. It's 999999+ degrees Farenheit and when you step in it you instantly melt.

I wish I could touch MC Hammer.

You instantly get killed.

I wish you couldn't touch this.

You can't touch anything and die of starvation.

I wish for a robot arm.

Granted. You lose your previous arm in the installation.

i wish my wish couldn't get corrupted.