I buy a can of root beer from you. 9,999,995.99 left.

I buy a lot of stuff from costco.

$9,500,000

I bribe the mods to remove that stupid comment.

$9,400,000

I also participate in the briberey (-100,000)

$9,300,000

I buy ten kilograms of titanium.

($-61.0)

$9,299,939.00 left.

I buy a really good bicycle

$9,284,939.00

I hire Chuck Norris to drop-kick nucular off a balcony. (-$200,000)

$9,084,939.00

I buy a hotdog

$9,084,936.00

Create a powder simulation game. (-USD$500)

$9,084,436 Remaining

Also buys some BGLA (Burnt Bagels) for everyone. (-USD$84,436)

$9,000,000

Edit 1: added Bagels

Edit 2: added Edit 1