7/10

Has a cookie when his pet cat jumps up and eats it, poops and his shoe, and runs away. Seconds later the cat comes back, jumps on his face and scratches it, the dog the cat ran away from jumps up and bites cat, and also biting Brian, ripping off his nose. The dog carries it to the river and drowns itself, the nose goes down the river and into the sea. Lucily, Brian is like a Starfish, and the nose grows into an underwater Brien! Builds awesome under castle. Falls in love with Mermaid, betrays him and runs away with the shrimp. Heartbroken, he bulids a better underwater castle, she comes back, the fall in love, then she dumps him and runs away with shrimp's cousins's father's wife's nepthew. Heartbroken again, he builds a atomic bomb. Then Mermaid comes back, he yeels at her, they fight, Brien ends up in ditch, woth Mermaid now with a extra wallet. After three days he climbs out. Finds his castle destroyed, with a note saying "Thanks for those free pearls Brien! And the diamonds, and emeralds, and golden nuggets." He decides to detonate the bomb, then Mermaid comes up behind him and kisses him. They make babies. They're evil and kill Mermaid and cuts off his arm. Runs away down into the dark abyss. Befriends an ngerfish named Thorton. Scames him and takes his earrings. Goes to the Mid Atlantic Ridge. Collects some lava and diamonds and nuclear waste and mixes them together and drinks the digusting green liquid. Turns into an undead immortal wizard who's only goal is to destroy life. Goes in search of shrimp and his cousin's father's wife's nepthew. He finds them, eats they juicy souls, and falls asleep. When he makes up shrimp's family is surrounding him and firing spears into his heart. He sucks there souls out. Hungry for real food, finds Mermaid's mexican brother and eats him. Gets poisoned by Mermaid's mexican brother's mexican food that was in his stomach. Random shark comes up and eats him. Spends 23 years in sharks stomach as a puddle of stomach acid until shark dies and Brien inherites body and is now a shark. Roams reefs for hours, not finding anything, when suddenly his electric pulse sendors ting;e and rushes to the powerline that has fallen in the water after the storm on land. Goes into depression when he finds cat's dead body on the shore and suffocates himself. Dies a thousand times over but doesn't die cause he's immortal. Inherits cat's body. Found by animal rescue centre. Put down. Inherites a dead ant. Explores. Burnt by a little boy and his magnifing glass. Doesn't die and the boy steps on Brien.

Face smoshed by boy forever.

7/10

use a defibulator on someone the person lives

brian dies

3/10

Decides to prank call someone

Chuck Norris

9/10

Has tea.

Gets teabagged.

7/10

Finally makes his crush laugh

When he asked them out