you get bbq but then you try to share with Andy Samberg and he throws everything on the ground (youtube reference)
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i wish my English teacher didnt hate me so much...

@GreekGuy (View Post)
Granted, s/he loves you so much that you get married. (that's bad)

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I wish that the number 2 was popular.

but they forget the other numbers


I wish I was invincible

@egezort (View Post)
that means you live for ever, you do everything and then it's really boring.

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I wish I knew the answer to: 10⁴⁹⁰ + 244^{523488708723587838357890102865746070761735760763219659659613}

You do but then your brain explodes

I wish rosy o donnel was a donkey

ok but it breaks your life


I wish I could have the most watched video on youtube

becomes popular, but the video is extremely embarrassing and after a series of events, you end up dirt poor and living on the streets.

ok you corrupted your wish but because it is corrupted you can't corrupt your wish


I wish Justin Bieber would die

He does but then 90% of girls goes suicidal and your single forever

I wish cookies was the most popular food

but you only eat cookie and you get fat



I wish I could respawn again when I am death and when I get bored of being death