(XD commercial)
Granted, It crushes you and your family...

I wish my computer didnt lag and doesnt do anything bad torward anybody,anything,or anywhere, and nothing need to be removed/modified and no1 can still it or destroy it in anyway possible its indestructible...

Now your audio's messed up

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I wish for dihydrogen monoxide

But it lags because of the infinite battery.


I wish 2+2 would equal to a fish.

But it brings you to very very before 2011.A dinosaour (im not sure that the spelling is correct) crashes the time machine and eats you.


I wish for not needing sleep

Granted, the reason you no longer need sleep is because you are dead.


I wish their were no rules to wish corrupter.

They all died, but new ones came

but it breaks maths and most of the programmings like powder toy die


I wish I would have a bass guitar