Granted. However, a nuclear weapon explodes several miles away, shutting down the local power grid. You cannot start your computer since it has no power.

I wish for a nuclear reactor that was fully functional, yet completely safe and it cannot break in any way.

Granted. but due to an increase in the death toll due to nuclear explosions in power plants and local areas, the government bans all nuclear fuel, rendering your powerplant useless.

I wish I had a dollar.

granted, but it has a hole in it.

I wish I knew great philosophies and I never forgot them.

Granted, however telling all these philosophies to people make them think that you're crazy. You get depressed. You turn to drugs and alchohol. You commit suicide.

I wish I knew what the fox said.

You understand but they speak hardly.

I wish I understand all the animals' language and tell me some useful things.

They tell you something useful.... for the animals. You die of bordem.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

It's so fast your head explodes.

I wish you could spell.

I Know how to spell now and win 1 million in a spelling contest and you get so jelous you commit suicide.

I wish I knew the answer to any question.

Granted. However, since the brain has a finite memory storage capacity, you forget basic skills needed to survive, so you die from dehydration because you forgot that water is needed to survive.

I wish that the brain had an infinite memory storage capacity.