I post after your wish but in between ncom86 adds a rule stating that wishing for posts isn't allowed, which invalidates your wish.


I wish Mojang would grant me free access to a premium minecraft account.

Granted. But you momentarily get hacked and lose the account.

 

I wish feynman didn't use the word brain****..... :P

I edit my post to say brain****...but you can never access the forum again to see it come true.

 

I wish that that language had a better name.

It does, but the original name is kept.

I wish to have the account Jacob3.

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 Granted,  you get banned for namefaking.

I wish to have everyone dead.

Everyone's soul has gone to another world and dead in this world. Except you, who forgot to leave.

I wish to have everyone banned and the server unable to control.

Everyone is banned and the server shuts down. TPT is dead forever.

 

I wish I had a gaming PC.

Granted. However, it gets so hot while you are playing on it that it melts.

 

I wish for a thousand cubic kilometers of every element on the periodic table.