Text Adventure Revived!
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From the top of the tree you can see that the entire villiage is filled with people being held in chains by goblins and trolls. You must do something!
>Jump from tree to roof of dungeon
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There was someone there already! Someone whom you faintly recognize as your psychiatrist is on the roof, flanked by two very large, burly orcs. Your psychiatrist turns into a warlock with a dragon's face.
He says to come here so you can collect your treasure.
> Collect treasure
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"I knew he would be on the roof", says the warlock.
You wave your hands in front of your face, attempting to cast ionize on the horrible foes.
"Yeah, that is definatly him. Try and hold him down!"
> flee
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Hofstadter appears out of thin air: "Quick they are on your tail, go a level deeper"
Suddenly you are Spaceman Spiff and are being pursued by two Xylon cruisers.
>enable warp-drive
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You accidentally warp into an astroid, it hits your face!
"Did he just jump off the roof?"
You wake in a strange white room, with the smell of antispetics around you.
You: "Let me go, Xylon scum!"
Xylon Scum: "Yeah, the medicine hasn't kicked in yet. Nurse, watch over this one."
You: "Xylons!!!!!!!!!!"
> struggle for your freedom from your restraints,
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You know it's a trap. You mustent, but, NO, they are fortified with 7 Vitamins and Minerals: you can't resist.
>eat Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
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You start coming to your senses. You realize that the nurse is really ugly. The creep also snuck you your drugs.
You: "Oh wow, you are ugly."
She slaps you before storming off.
> Pretend you are still crazy
