I buy a small orphanage.

Total remaining: $9,999,000

"whatever so I rob the bank" we can do that now?

In that case, I take a turn on my kind strategy and threaten to close down the orphanage.

The previous owner is so distort he buys it back for double.

Total $ 1,001,000

I use an image-plotting script to create money >:D

Total $1,501,000

I buy 20 pounds of bacon, just in case a nuclear war ever starts, or... more likely... the dolphins attack.

$150

Total: 1,500,850

I buy all of the components I need for a nuclear reactor to power my house with.

Total: $1,000,850