The Powder Toy

DJspiderize

@PacBrad (View Post)

Because you recently played monopoly and lost.

Why am I still here?

PacBrad

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DJspiderize

@PacBrad (View Post)

Because you aren't hitting it hard enough

I'm watching spongebob...

jjbagley

Your watching spongebob because all other shows were cancelled and netflix is down! ______________________________________________________________________ I mdriving upsidedown!!

DJspiderize

@jjbagley (View Post)

Because you've seen too much of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8

I'm eating a centipede.

R3APER

@DJspiderize (View Post)
Because your Bear Grills.

I'm speeding on the highway

Fast-Driver

@R3APER (View Post)

Because your throttle is stuck

I'm sitting in a chair

DJspiderize

@Fast-Driver (View Post)

Because you were asked to stand.

I have a balloon.

nmd

it was given to the survivers to help deal with post-dramatic stress after the resent pendemic.

why am i purple?

EqualsThree

Because....a bucket full of purple paint fell on you.

Car crashes into my house's wall.

What Happened?!