7/10

Visits CERN... as there is a power surge so a black hole is created

6/10

Lands on an extrasolar planet.

It is covered in lava.

10/10 fail!

Buys a laptop. No battery and no charger.

Or buys the best computer ever. No monitor.

8/10

Recieve love letter

Anthrax

9/10

Discovers cold fusion.

Somehow, the reactor still goes critical.

8/10

Builds an antimatter reactor.

The magnetic field fails, launching the antimatter onto his face.

9/10

Buys a heating blanket... And industrial one filled with TNT for blowing up rocks

8/10

Gets shot with bulletproof vest. In the head.