@therocketeer (View Post)
but, accidentaly you create a black hole in an experiment, which destroys everything!
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I wish for a good book

Granted, sadly it is coated in contact poison.

I wish for some U238

@gamax92 (View Post)
Breaking News! Gold can be produced as a by product of almost every form of industrial activity! Gold prices reach a record low and is the first commodity that has attained a negative value!

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I wish that I can access TPT with my brain.

@code1949 (View Post)
You do, but you forget to close it and you hear voices in your head saying "This...is...SIMON!"
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I wish i can travel to the Unobservable Universe, well beyond the Observable Universe.

@EqualsThree (View Post)
There's noone that can see you there, so you die alone, in a dark, cold place, driven to insanity by the impregnable dark confines of your own mind.

I wish I did not exist.

@boxmein (View Post)
I did, once... And look what it did to me.

I wish I had something to say.

@boxmein (View Post)
lol

Granted, sadly what you have to say is highly offensive so you get beaten up by everyone around you.

I wish to be able to drop deadly lightning bolts on my enemies.