Granted, but mere seconds previously you had your mind uploaded to the server and therefore are now lifeless.

I wish for a very hot laser, not aimed at me.

@Jackeea
The greatest super-computer ever built understands it after 2 months of decoding.

I wish I could have the calculating power of the super-computer that decoded Jackeea's wish.

@Mushroom (View Post)
you claculate everything, including the ultimate question. You destroy the universe.

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I wish I had a kiwi that could see the center of the universe.

Granted, but it don't tell what is in there to you.

I wish for someone compile tet for windows

@Jackeea (View Post)
granted, you fracture your fist when you smash it.

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I wish i could throw macca* into a false vacume.

*annoying bastard at my school.

@Jackeea (View Post)
Wish granted, but you can only code non-TPT related things!
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