@Jackeea (View Post)
you explode because Zues sends a lightening bolt down at you for advertising other threads.

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I wish there was an anachy flag smashed through my next door neighbours house.

Granted, it splits into 1000 splinters instead.

I wish for clne in real life.

Granted, but the pie was backwards so when you ate it, it went through your 'posterior' and came back out through your mouth.

I wish I had a P-ISM.

Your username destroys the universe.

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I wish for a valid reason that everyone will accept for me to skip school, because I broke my rib and mum still makes me go.