you recieve bad luck

 

I wish for a sword.

But the sword is spring loaded. You open the box and it flies at you.

 

I wish for a beluga whale.

You are it.

 

I wish for the answer of life, universe and everything.

42.

 

I wish for pie

Here you go!

http://www.geom.uiuc.edu/~huberty/math5337/groupe/digits.html

 

I wish that this post is the last one.

Paradox error. The universe kills you. (BTW, did anyone get my hitchhikers guide to the universe reference?)

 

I wish to drop the bass

 

You drop bass, but it really sounds bad.

 

I wish I could play guitar

granted, you8 play guitar for so long that your hands bleed and eventually fall off.

 

i wish that i was a super pro DJ.

Granted. I don't like that music, so I destroy your dj set.

 

I wish i knew why daniel was so nice all of a sudden.....

Daniel's soul haunts you forever, as he was dead years ago.


I wish for this text to be red.