9/10

Has to watch a movie

300

8/10

Because he is a coal miner, tries to be on the bad list to get a lump of coal. He gets a Barbie doll instead.

5/10

It's okay, but it could be better

Genie grants him one wish

His wish is to become a portal character

Wheatley

(I know it's pretty cheesy :P)

7/10

Gets an iPad mini. No charger.

2/10 

Goes to prom.

Girlfriend gets ugly, becomes a man, then dies. Then comes back to life and kills all of your family members and friends.

55/10 (PORTAL!)

Sees Twilight Movies

What? Where's the punchline?

Stops microwave at 00:01 to feel like Jack Bauer

Microwave explodes

9/10

Goes for a walk in the park

Gets crushed by a blue whale falling from the sky.