A dog takes a poop on you.

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I wish for a T.

T, but is wacks you around the face

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I wish for nyan dog!

The Nyan dog asplodes right into you.

I wish it was possible to wish for infinite wishes.

@trystanr (View Post)
granted, that means it is possible to wish that there wern't infinate wishes.

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I wish for some pink jelly that tastes like strawberries!

@Jackeea (View Post)
??? your computer blows up because it can't handle the merge of groups.

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I wish there were was more Uuu (elemental symbol)

@Jackeea (View Post)
??? That also blows up...

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I wish there was tree on my road...

granted, you blow up and die

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I wish stuff would quit blowing up!