The toiled is mad that you picked that seat, and eats you

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I wish i had pants made of gold.

@Mig33 (View Post)
granted, they weigh you down and give you a negative wedgy.

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I wish for beiber roadkill.

The bieber turns into a zombie and kills you

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I wish for a lollipop that eats me.

you explode

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I wish i was leader of all chickens that are made of pop tarts and that constantly poop rainbows (kinda like nyan cat)

That is a good wish. Too bad it will never happen. You explode, again.

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I wish I had a hundred large hilbilly lumps.

Granted the mutilated corpses of hillbillies, cut into precisely 100 lumps, stink your house out and attract hungry zombies.

I wish to be a god.

Granted it turns evil and kills the man who invented a time machine, steals the time machine and goes back and stops toilet paper from being invented. No one knows how to wipe thier butt, and one person dies from butt poisoning. That persons roomate dies of sadness. That persons uncle dies of sadness. That uncles wife dies of sadness. That wife's sister dies of sadness. That sisters great grandson dies from sadness. His wife dies of sadness, and then, her sister, your ancestor, dies of sadness. You cease to exist, and in the state of ceasing of existing you die because, the Nyan steals a steak from the store, that steak, he poisons it and gives to a person who is almost done with a multi-universal transporter. He steals it, goes to the universe of non-existence and kills you.

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I wish for a purple shirt.