Granted. World hunger ends, but it is replaced by world obesity.

I wish for a box made of depleted uranium.

you get it, but it soon falls apart since uranium is powdery

I wish to eat as much food as I want and not get fat.

The food turns into poison.

I wish to have a space laser at my command

It is infinite. For one second.

I wish I had dirt.

the dirt has some SNOW (SING) in it and on contact with your skin it completely destroys you in a nuclear explosion.

i wish that i had a custom PC that was the exact specs that i wanted. (i wont bother you with them)

You get it, but I break it soon after.

i wish DIRT was an element in TPT

You get it but no one likes it and is removed immediately.

I wish I ruled the multiverse

You get to the room where you can do anything with the multiverse but then you can not find the really small Earth.

I wish I ruled the Earth on the Earth.

You accidentally cause so many earthquakes that a building crumbles onto you.

i wish for luck