you end up having such a good life that you lose purpose in it

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I see wish corrupter thread made a nice comeback...ah the memories...

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I wish for 23 pounds of pillows on the ground to the left of me.

I use 23 pounds (money) to go shop for a pillow and put it to the left of you.

I wish for some pure food (not poisoned or dirtied)

The food is so platonicly pure and ideal that no mere mortal can consume it. You go hungry.

I wish for some relatively strong coffee.

you get coffe, but nothing to hold it with such as a mug or a cup.

I wish for immortality

Granted. For one second.

I wish cakes tasted better.

Granted. They taste heavenly, but only gods can consume it.

I wish the cake WAS NOT a lie

The cake was not a lie, but you ever getting to it was.

I wish I had cream of mushroom soup (this is for you schneumer) ;)

Granted. The mushrooms used are highly toxic.

I wish for a plentiful supply of cobalt Ferrocyanate solution.

Granted. The PRUSSIAN BLUE solution spills all over your wardrobe.

I wish Half-Life 3 came out.

It comes out, but it's sold for an unreasonably high price. So you don't buy it.

I wish world hunger would end.