Granted but all the tapes are higly explosive and blow up when played.

I wish that I could create extremely realistic simulators.

Granted, but the simulator is so real that you die in real life because you accidentally killed off your simulated self.


I wish for a french bread pizza.

Granted, you get a pizza made of 100% bread from marseilles. Oh, did i mention the bread was 3 weeks old?\


I wish it wasn't so cold (i know, im asking for it...)

@gamax92 (View Post)
Wish granted, but TPT now considers you imperfect and decides that you must be eliminated.



I wish I had a bowl of day-old oatmeal.

Granted but it comes from pluto where a day is much longer and is therefore mouldy.

I wish I got perfect results on my exams but not so it would be suspicious.

Granted, but due to an unrelated scandal the exam board becomes discredited and your results are worthless.

I wish for a solid gold life size statue of me.

@thunder999 (View Post)
The statue tips over and crushes you.


I wish for whirled peas.

@qaddosh (View Post)

They never stop whirling in circles so you can`t digest them.

I wish i could adventure through TallonIV from Metroid Prime fully equipped like Samus and if i die, i wake up in my room, fully alive and functional.

granted but then you had nothing to do.
I wish that my fall flu would be that bad I hadn't go to school. not any badder