They taste disgusting, and put you off 5gum and fish sticks for life.
I wish for a better computer.

It blows up skimming the skin of your face.

I wish I liked 5 gum and fish sticks again

You remember the 5gum fish sticks, and take back that wish.
I wish for an iPad 2.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
You order one, but instead you get " 2 eye pads"

I wish for a magic potato

The magic potato eats you.
I wish for the power to pause life.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
You temporarily pause all GoL simulations.

I wish that petrol likes 5gum and fish sticks again.

Petrol likes 5gum, and 5gum likes YOU!


I wish I wish I wish
That I That I That I
Was Was Was Was
A Tape A Tape A Tape
Recorder Recorder

Fine. Petrol likes fish sticks and 5gum again.
I wish for 5gum and fish sticks to stop existing.

Then thousands of 20gums appear everywhere.

I wish that I was a tape recoreder,recorder,recorder,recorder.

@robertfraser (View Post)
You get hit by an EMP caused by a high-altitude gamma radiation explosion, your circuits overload and detonate.

I wish that I had a pet Aperture Science Sentry Turret.