The system has encountered a fatal error. All data will be lost To send Bill Gates an angry letter, press f1 To throw your computer in the trash and buy a far superior Mac, press f2 To Shoop da whoop, press f3 To get all of your data back and a free Starbucks coupon, press f4 To make the computer stop giving you all these options, press f5 To make the display colour different than this boring blue, press f6