i like strawberry tomatos in chocolate with plutionium juice and F<ihaguygfa>UCKING MASH POTATOES

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good god almighty which way do I steer for my

Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice (paradise)
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice (paradise)
To get a cheeseburger in paradise
To be a cheeseburger in paradise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

kosher
hai jew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_glMo9FtYQ

a poem i wrote
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A man walks outside to get his news paper
Goes back inside to get ready for work
He smells something about the air that’s different
As if death has approached him

50,000 feet in the air above
Is an aluminum eagle
Its name “Enola Gaye”
Will soon make the earth stop

The man below is at work on a boat
And fishing in the sea to provide a living
Sees the eagle shining silver metal he
Hears the roar and smells its death

At 45,000 feet the bird opens its belly
And drops the container of death
The people inside slowly watch in awe
As the belly closed and the eagle roared

The man was driving home as
He stopped and gazed in awe
As the canister of death touched thousands
And blew the man off the face of the earth

i wrote a poem too
The Guy

There was once a guy
Called wikku9(nine)
He would never refuse
A good glass of wine

But he liked wine
In what a way!
He had a shirt sayng:
"I like wine, hey!"

He also asked
Everytime he could
"Gimme a cup o' wine"
"Who are you, noob?"

But he had wine
And lots and lots of it.
So he was a guy
Drunk as a kobe beef.

So he was an idiot
Idiot like a bird
Once he was on the internet
Sayng: "I'ma derp"

This is a poem i wrote
About wikku9
The guy 2 posts above
Who drinks too much wine.

way more epic than mine

duartel
+1

thank you guyz! ask me if you want me to make any poem of any kind :D

make one about fabian socialism

go to the thread i created :P