I forget about piercing stuff and end up running out of hydrogen. The new universe is doomed

 

>Create a new universe from scratch.

A pencil, some dryer lint and two sticks of glue sit on a table. You wonder why you thought that these items could create a universe.

>Disobey 2nd law of thermodynamics

You land yourself in the Universal Court.

 

>Get out

>L

A SPAEC SHAP!

Excitedly jumps in.

 

>Run into asteroid field.

A large asteroid is blocking you and it will explode in 5 seconds.

 

 

>Find another way to escape.

 

58. Even. You crash into the asteroid just as it explodes. Wake up handcuffed to a hospital bed by an Universal Court security guard.

>odd-Punch the guard and run
>even-Wait

Going with odd there...

Guard fires laser at you

Kills you

You wake up in a mental ward. They are reading your thoughts, memories, and life experiences. The whole thing was a psychotic dream, induced by the reading.

A man in a labcoat yells "He (or she) is awake!"

 

>Get out of the room.

you said "may i get out from here?" then you got out from the room. then you are walking in the corridor without a window.... and it is like a maze.

>try to get out without asking anyone.
>ask someone "where's the exit?"
>ask someone "why i am here?"
>punch someone.

(Ah, the old get me killed standby)

You punch a guard. He pulls out a combat knife and brutally stabs you 79 times. You miraculously survive to die a horrible, bloody death. However, it turns out the scientists uploaded your conciousness and made a copy of it. Your personality has been copied onto an android that looks like you, and you must escape from a maximum security lab.

 

>Grab knife and stab people

>Find your dead body and mourn yourself

>Run towards exit like a moron