you get a pet chocolate moose due to the wish granter misreading your post.

i wish for an everlasting battery

Granted. The muscles in your diaphram can no longer move and you die.

I wish to own a tall, structurally sound skyscraper.

Granted, I put bombs in it and the skyscraper exploded.

I wish the next person is not the last person.

Granted. But jacob1 deletes the post because I hacked into fireball5000's account to do so, and you can never see it.

I wish I had access to fireball5000's account.

You get it, but you realize its @Schneumer's poop from other wishes.

I wish I was famous (not infamous)

Granted. You become famous enough to be on the Jerry Springer Show, where you're killed by a chair to the head.

I wish for a bike.

Granted. A styrofoam one. Be specific.

I wish I knew why xetalim is a (edit)partypooper and mean person. ..... :P

You are told. But you are told near construction site and cannot hear what you were told.

I wish for a cake.