@theguitarguy (View Post)
You are electrocuted by it.


I wish for a PB&J.

@qaddosh (View Post)
it was on it's way but the delivery truck got ambushed by super-ninja-monkeys.

i wish Altea Aerospace group wasn't locked, other wise this would be it's logo:

@EqualsThree (View Post)
It is unlocked. Then it is deleted.
Would you like reform Altea Aerospace as an ally of aperture?

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I wish that everyone used HTML.

@code1949 (View Post)
i can't even create a thread, there's a log in bug.

@code1949 They USE it but then everyone gets so annoyed they stop talking period.
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I wish for an apple with an exact 5.67 cm radius that will not electricute, decapitate, fry, or in any other way harm the intended recipiant (me). It will be delivered within 2 seconds by an accident-free transportation system and will not be deformed in any way possible...

Lets see how you can mess that up

EDIT: darn

@theguitarguy (View Post)
It was sleeping beauty's apple, you eat it and fall asleep (unharmed) for a very very long time until... you know the story
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I wish that I could have mifi

@nmd (View Post)
You get the mifi, the server is located in north Korea.

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I wish i could have a deutirated rabit.

It gets faster, and faster, and faster, then it goes at hyper speed and blows up.

I wish for a trans-dimensional teleporting machine. And i don't care where it sends me.

EDIT
That was meant for gamax